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A Candle for F* Meetings

A Candle for F* Meetings
$20.00
Bourbon in My Coffee Scented Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz. Burn time: 60 hours All candles are handmade Available March 2021
Calm the F Down Candle

Calm the F Down Candle
$20.00
Just relax and breathe! Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz. Burn time: 60 hours All candles are handmade. Available in stock March 2021
Working from Home Candle

Working from Home Candle
$20.00
Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? Product back in stock March 2021
Essential Workers Candle

Essential Workers Candle
$20.00
Smells like Validation! Looking for a gift for an essential work? Look no further this candle this candles provides a bright lemony clean scent. Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz. Burn time: 60 hours All candles are handmade Limited-Time Candle: New stock to arrive March 2021.

Well Said: The Library Lovers Coloring Book of Quotes
$14.99
Color away the stress of the day with this all-new collection of coloring pages—now with an inspiring twist! Fewer activities are more relaxing than taking crayons, pens, or colored pencils in hand to add a personalized splash of color to the pages in a coloring book. Peppered throughout this enjoyable collection are inspiring quotes about lite...

Schitt's Creek Funko Pop Johnny Rose!
$25.00
Are you a fan of Schitt's Creek? Who is your favorite character? LIMITED EDITION COMING SOON! From Schitt’s Creek, Alexis Rose, as a stylized Funko Pop collectible vinyl figure! Stylized collectible stands 3 ¾ inches tall, perfect for any Schitt’s Creek fan. Quantity is limited. Available February 20, 2021

Schitt's Creek Funko Pop Moira Rose!
$25.00
Are you a fan of Schitt's Creek? Who is your favorite character? LIMITED EDITION COMING SOON! From Schitt’s Creek, Alexis Rose, as a stylized Funko Pop collectible vinyl figure! Stylized collectible stands 3 ¾ inches tall, perfect for any Schitt’s Creek fan. Quantity is limited. Available February 20, 2021

Schitt's Creek Funko Pop David Rose!
$25.00
Are you a fan of Schitt's Creek? Who is your favorite character? LIMITED EDITION COMING SOON! From Schitt’s Creek, Alexis Rose, as a stylized Funko Pop collectible vinyl figure! Stylized collectible stands 3 ¾ inches tall, perfect for any Schitt’s Creek fan. Quantity is very limited. Available February 20, 2021

Schitt's Creek Funko Pop Alexis Rose!
$25.00
Are you a fan of Schitt's Creek? Who is your favorite character? LIMITED EDITION COMING SOON! From Schitt’s Creek, Alexis Rose, as a stylized Funko Pop collectible vinyl figure! Stylized collectible stands 3 ¾ inches tall, perfect for any Schitt’s Creek fan. Quantity is limited. Available February 20, 2021

HEY PIZZA. LOOKIN' HOT TODAY. WINK, WINK. DISH TOWEL
$16.99
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w Available February 19, 2021
The book was better T-shirt

The book was better T-shirt
$22.00
Available March 2021

A Candle for The Walking Dead
$20.00
Smells like a nurse on a double shift. Available in stock March 2021.

That wasn't in the Books T-shirt Unisex
$25.00
Unisex 100% ring spun combed cotton Available March 2021
Grammar Police Candle

Grammar Police Candle
$20.00
Smells like your annoying. Hand-poured and made with 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. 4" glass diameter x 2 1/2" H. Burn time: 60 hours. Available in stock March 2021
Namaste Candle

Namaste Candle
$20.00
Ommm. I'm not saying yoga pants make you look 20% hotter, but I'm not saying they don't, either. So let's all take a moment to silently express our gratitude for yoga pants. And by "silently express," of course I mean post that shiznit immediately to your IG, FB and Twitter accounts. It's not going to post itself, darling. Then go make yourself ...
Awkward Moments Candle

Awkward Moments Candle
$20.00
Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete trainwreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. Tha...