Coming Soon

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{"id":4650395271238,"title":"Queens Candle","handle":"queens-candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTalk. To. The. Hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously? I mean, \u003cem\u003eseriously\u003c\/em\u003e? I bought you this \u003cstrong\u003eCandle for Queens\u003c\/strong\u003e and your only response is to throw it at me? Talk about major drama! I'll tell you this right here, right now. If you don't apologize to me right this second, I'm going to, like, set myself on fire!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-05T10:16:34-04:00","created_at":"2020-08-05T10:16:33-04:00","vendor":"The Library Marketplace","type":"Candle","tags":["Collection_ComingSoon"],"price":2000,"price_min":2000,"price_max":2000,"available":false,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":32034300166214,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":false,"name":"Queens Candle","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":2000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1418\/6818\/products\/queencandles.jpg?v=1596636995"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1418\/6818\/products\/queencandles.jpg?v=1596636995","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":6488335843398,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.5,"height":2247,"width":3370,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1418\/6818\/products\/queencandles.jpg?v=1596636995"},"aspect_ratio":1.5,"height":2247,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1418\/6818\/products\/queencandles.jpg?v=1596636995","width":3370}],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTalk. To. The. Hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously? I mean, \u003cem\u003eseriously\u003c\/em\u003e? I bought you this \u003cstrong\u003eCandle for Queens\u003c\/strong\u003e and your only response is to throw it at me? Talk about major drama! I'll tell you this right here, right now. If you don't apologize to me right this second, I'm going to, like, set myself on fire!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

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