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HEY PIZZA. LOOKIN' HOT TODAY. WINK, WINK. DISH TOWEL
$16.99
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w Available February 19, 2021
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ONE TOUGH MOTHER W-ANKLE SOCKS
$13.99
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Available February 1, 2021
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Lavatory Mist - This S**t is Bananas
$11.99
How many other bathroom sprays do you know of that come with their very own crossword on the back? None other, that's how many! Scented with Citrus, Basil and Geranium. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
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Long Walks to the Library Ankle Socks
$13.99
Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
